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crappy pics of my soon-to-be-shorn 2009 bieber cut (i’m lazy as fuck so i let my super short pixie grow out rly long) from the sides, back and front, to be compared to tomorrow’s pictures after my haircut. i had to take these using my computer’s shitty camera bc it was easier, and ignore that broken light thanks


Anonymous asked:

so what's harry potter about??


*rents conference hall*

*plugs in projector*

*hauls out 2 inch binder filled with notes while the powerpoint presentation starts*

Glad you asked, anon. While we’re waiting for the other guests to arrive, I’ll give you a brief rundown: It’s about this boy whose childhood sucks but then he finds out he’s actually kinda cool and really popular in this weird alternate universe, so he goes there and makes a home and ends up meeting this redheaded boy and bushy haired girl and they become best friends and go through a lot of ups and downs together. Also: dragons. 


I can’t accept that. I can’t accept that there was only one black woman in the entire film, who delivered one line and who we never saw again. I can’t accept that the bad guys were Asian and that although in China, Lucy’s roommate says, “I mean, who speaks Chinese? I don’t speak Chinese!” I can’t accept that in Hercules, which I also saw this weekend, there were no people of color except for Dwayne Johnson himself and his mixed-race wife, whose skin was almost alabaster. I can’t accept that she got maybe two lines and was then murdered. I can’t accept that the “primitive tribe” in Hercules consisted of dark-haired men painted heavily, blackish green, to give their skin (head-to-toe) a darker appearance, so the audience could easily differentiate between good and bad guys by the white vs. dark skin. I can’t accept that during the previews, Exodus: Gods and Kings, a story about Moses leading the Israelite slaves out of Egypt, where not a single person of color is represented, casts Sigourney Weaver and Joel Edgerton to play Egyptians. I can’t accept that in the preview for Kingsman: The Secret Service, which takes place in London, features a cast of white boys and not a single person of Indian descent, which make up the largest non-white ethnic group in London. I can’t accept that in stories about the end of the world and the apocalypse, that somehow only white people survive. I can’t accept that while my daily life is filled with black and brown women, they are completely absent, erased, when I look at a TV or movie screen.s
Olivia Cole - Lucy: Why I’m Tired of Seeing White People on the Big Screen (via noely-g)

(Source: whatwhiteswillneverknow)

  • Track Name

    Smash Mouth vs Smash Mouth vs Smash Mouth

  • Artist

    DJ Grumbles







the mashup you didnt need.

It took me two days to find this again and I’m never letting go

ohmy god. its the smash mouth fugue i’ve been looking for it for so long GOD DAMNIT IT’S HERE AND IT’S BEAUTIFUL

Jesus H Christ. This was gripped tight and raised from perdition but is was a horrible accident.

This is such a good pick-me-up song by itself, but then you layer it on top of itself 3 times, and suddenly I feel like I CAN DO ANYTHING.

just remembered the 24 yr old guy from Birmingham me and friend A met at the beach a few days ago who spent about 4 hours in a little kiddie blowup boat refusing to get into the water properly, freaked out bc he though some seaweed was a jellyfish, and then swapped floats with me (i had a small boogie board bc i suck at swimming for long periods) and actually swam about. 

he was such a chav

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